i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You can't special order awesome
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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