Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
