sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
i think im in europe. pls send help
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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