Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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