party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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