Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
we're so committed to being not committed
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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