Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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