I'm jealous of your bromance
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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