My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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