ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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