I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I had to cum in my sink.
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