do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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