Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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