I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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