I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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