out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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