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What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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