toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Sponge bath it is.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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