You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
its not stalking. its research.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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