And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
