that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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