Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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