She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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