Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just high enough for therapy.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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