so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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