If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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