just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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