okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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