To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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