Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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