can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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