god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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