That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Drunk is not a location!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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