If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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