he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
foreskin is a definite game changer
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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