i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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