he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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