It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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