He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Randomize
