this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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