I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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