I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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