YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize