I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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