naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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