I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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