is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
