I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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