We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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