She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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