You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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