when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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