i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He shit in the fireplace
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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