All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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