I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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